quite by accident, you understand

i stumbled across "usedmagazines.com", where someone is trying to offload old copies of "leg action" magazine. (best of luck with that.) i expect our vendor is an o.a.p. from somewhere in the north-east of england, dressed in a mackintosh and flat cap, who picks up his regular copy of the "daily mail" with "leg action" tucked discreetly inside—thereby keeping the universe in harmony, balancing the forces of rectitude and smut.