i wish

the maritime authority would order all gravy boats back to dry dock for the foreseeable future, never to sail (on to dinner tables) again.

you're kidding

some spaz on ebay just sold an original coca-cola super russell yo-yo for a measly $35. coo.

i've been holding on to one of these for 30 years (since the yo-yo craze of 1981). it was supposed to be my pension fund.

as loyal penfold would say, "crumbs, dangermouse".

has anyone ever

admitted themselves to casualty for excessive ab wheeling?

inspector rex

read him his rights.

if a person

were to feed a dog a diet of hamburgers, cola, and fried bits of reconstituted chicken chunks (mostly necks and beaks), either one of two things would likely happen. the animal would soon die. or the rspca would bring an action for cruelty.

why, then, do presumably sentient people choose to eat mcdonalds or kfc?  barmy.