it's a straight line

from sydney carton to rick blaine.

ipods

are the most popular form of pain-relief for public transport.

islam

is an old arabic word for evil.

when all else fails...

re-decorate.

absinthe

makes the heart grow fonder.

it's nothing personal

but there are too many people in the world, and not enough jobs or parking spaces.

unlike wine

life does not improve with age.

alcohol

doesn't help.

golf apparel

should only be worn on halloween.

islington

is over-rated.

life is

so many small gestures. don't you think? it's hardly worth noticing.

try

closing your eyes and imagining this came from someone else, someone you like. i won't tell anybody.

i would never

inflict a novel on the world.

sydney

smells.

(i know. i'm stealing from katie. but these aperçus are habit-forming. forgive me?)