joy in the morning

the best way to increase the general happiness of the population, especially in the mornings, is for breakfast cereal makers to resume the practice of enclosing toys in their cereal boxes. (it should be guaranteed by the constitution.) else why bother to get up at all? anyway here are a few things i'd like to find at the bottom of my weetbix box:

yo-yos
mood rings
simpsons action figures
a ticket in a win-a-segway competition
apple's iphone.

are you listening kellogs?