all hallows eve

the conversation went something like this:

relation: "want to go trick-or-treating?"
me: "nope. don't believe in it."
(some further pressure is applied)
me: "do i have to dress up scary-wise?"
relation: "yes."
me: "ok. but only if i can go as midge ure or simon le bon."
relation: "the offer has been rescinded."