re-branding

the current commotion in the southern 'sphere is the abandonment of a 3 year old girl at a local railway station. this is rotten. what is even more rotten is the name the parents gave her: qian xun xue. hopeless. thankfully, though, all the media outlets have taken to calling her "pumpkin" (she was found wearing pumpkin patch apparel). this is the best exercise in re-branding since marion morrison changed his name to john wayne. i'm sure she's grateful.