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are you the person i call if i want a murder?

another question for hannah

i'm curious to know why advertisers and media buyers are so concerned to attract the attention of 15-25 year olds when, strictly speaking, these are the most penurious people in society (after pensioners). yes, yes. 15-25s are selfish; in that they spend every new pee they come by on themselves. but it's still a paltry amount. compared to a middle-aged man spending his way out of a mid-life crisis, or the shock-and-awe shopping habits of a woman married to chap who "has a good job in the city".

any thoughts?

i wonder if an iron chef

would ever make a peanut-butter sandwich for a snack?

does

everyone in cheshire have a cat?

is it just me?

or does ireland's national airline, aer lingus, sound faintly pornographic?

assistance required

when you crash your car someone comes to tow it away to be repaired. or wrecked. when you crash your life who comes for you? and where do they take you? and what if you have no coverage?

is it better

to fall asleep in someone's arms, or wake up in someone's arms? can anyone say for sure? what is keener: pleasure enjoyed or pleasure anticipated?