Monday, 7 April 2008

the feijoa fight

martial times these. had various skirmishes with the native wildlife over the season's fruits: though i won the passionfruit war, i was wiped out over the cherries after the possums and parrots ambushed me in a classic pincer move. i was also overwhelmed by superior numbers in the nectarine dispute. now the final battle over the feijoa tree is about to commence. intelligence has reported increased possum activity in the feijoa sector. a bad sign.

5 comments:

Little sausage said...

Darn those sneaky, fruit stealing monsters.

coffeesnob said...

food scarcity: it's a worldwide phenom. but where did oz marsupials develop a taste for south american fruits?

~Angel~ said...

Big Wet Kisses
~Angel~

Little sausage said...

Because the feijoa is so tasty!

coffeesnob said...

then it's a jolly good thing they've never heard of lolly teeth.