Showing posts with label reality tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reality tv. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

goodbye to "east angular" and all that

after 8 cruel, neuron-busting years it looks like those zeros at channel 10 are finally pulling the plug on "big brother". i think hosanahs are in order. though i can't forget the collateral damage. in particular, how "bb" shattered the illusion that people are basically decent and moderately intelligent. on the evidence of those in "bb" captivity they're not. not by a long way. its only contribution to the culture is adding the phrase "turkey slap" to the lexicon. not much to show for 8 years work, is it? anyway, now that the queen bee of reality tv is gone, maybe all the others will likewise disappear. roll on that happy day.

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

zyklon b

no one deserves to die in a gas chamber. except those involved with "big brother".

Monday, 2 April 2007

guantanamo bay

the military camp x-ray at guantanamo bay gets a lot of bad press. but all it needs is a new clientèle. if we could ship all the 'celebrities' and participants in reality tv shows there we'd see what a blessing it really is. and, of course, we could save the smallest, coldest, meanest cell for the person who voices "big brother". wouldn't it be loverly?