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an obvious case of jaundice
about me
- coffeesnob
- melbourne, Australia
- single, male, 30s. favourite phrase: "the world was like this when i got here".
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- dolly pond
- nights
- whatever the english may say
- more mornington
- weary sigh
- he said
- to avoid confusion
- officially it's one week from winter
- is there anything as jejune
- i've just met
- how utterly french
- i'm dying to meet
- is it october already?
- a woman's most enduring relationship
- ouch
- that joke isn't funny anymore
- forget ferris. save lindsay.
- no moore rubbish
- sooner or later
- something to celebrate
- single goy
- astronomers are idiots
- there's something about segways
- stealing outside
- singin' in the rain
- is it wrong
- calling dr gregory house
- love and death
- knocking at heaven's gate
- the eurovision song contest
- all gauloises and faux pas
- intelligent design
- la crise
- the road less travelled
- pure azure
- great moments in western civilization #1264
- the world
- nsoh
- life is
- primary considerations
- a friend of mine says
- zyklon b
- nasa
- spend spend spend
- children know best
- pomegranates
- more of the same, please
- i don't want
- you can be
- says it all, really
- you for scuba?
- why ponder life's complexities?
- love is a duet
- from a hillside desolate
- where the boys are
- quelle surprise
- if you're thinking of taking up golf
- tepid, at best
- obsolescence
- i'm moving
- very selfish drunken clown
- is it just me?
- apologies aren't necessary
- because i can
- there's recently been a breakthrough
- i'd rather be
- i'd rather be
- running isn't a hobby
- where the girls are
- i have a soft spot
- love in a cool climate
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ahem. sticky fingers.
the content on foundfoundfound drains from my brain. not yours. trust me, you wouldn't want it.
14 comments:
yes. because i'm told it doesn't work. anyway, i don't care. i don't have any.
duh!
LOL ... I dare you!!
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Lol! Not if you don't wish to continue having her as your girlfriend!!
or if you want to ever have sex with her again!
*smiles*
cellulite cream...the gift that keeps on giving.
actually, i just happened to notice every second tram that went past had an ad for some cellulite-busting cosmetic that it got me thinking: wouldn't it be funny to surprise a girl by suggesting she has (or has too much) cellulite. made me laugh.
She might want to shove it up your ass. lol.
er, no, I wouldn't ....
if you are looking for a fast way out of a relationship.....
p.s. my EX husband (for a reason as you will see) asked me one time if it was hard that I was so skinny (size 4) and had more cellulite than fatter women. That was on our honeymoon. Now, women with cellulite don't live in lala land, we KNOW about it and we hate it. It sucks, especially since it's hereditary (look it up) and not just fat related. So doing that is just salt in a wound. Ripping off a never healing scab. But I know you're smarter than that...
LOL- she won't be your girlfriend for very long!
mel.
i was having such fun. until you introduced real life. now it's not so funny.
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