in a sunny moment for a coffee when a woman pulled up alongside the café. she had a large, strategically-placed tear in her jeans. so that when she bent over to prize junior out of the back of the car, the whole left side of her arse fell out. (she was wearing a thong, naturally.)
but why? i guess it's something to do with being a newish mother. and wanting people to think she's still hot. (or not).
it's like the major said in fawlty towers: "strange creatures, women".
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- coffeesnob
- melbourne, Australia
- single, male, 30s. favourite phrase: "the world was like this when i got here".
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- is there anything as jejune
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ahem. sticky fingers.
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7 comments:
i thought we were special...
and you could be more understanding.
OMG!!
"Basil!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes my little Pirana Fish ..."
tee hee hee
~A~
... who loves old British comedy
hell is...
i could be lots of things: understanding, smart, funny, attractive, musical, punctual, a generous tipper... the list is long.
Basil: I'll put an ad in the papers: "Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil."
Cleese is a genius
It was aimed at mankind.
rachel. check the fine print. i said you were special.
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