exemplary

in a command performance of queenbeeism demi moore told david letterman her beauty regimen involved bathing in turpentine and, afterwards, having leeches applied to herself. what, not impressed? "these aren't just swamp leeches though," she assured letterman, "we are talking about highly trained medical leeches." (i wonder where these leeches did their residency? johns hopkins?) anyway, hats off to old ms. moore.

as women are the most mimetic of creatures, copying whatever diet or health fad the stars du jour are reported to be doing, we can realistically expect to see oodles of women inspired by moore's example. hopefully teenage girls are right now making the necessary appointments to be feasted on by leeches, stung by jellyfish, or bitten by fruit bats in the expectation of acquiring glamorous looks and perfect well-being.