Thursday 6 March 2008

sacked!

a female physicist working at the particle super-collider in geneva, for illegally taking home neutrinos from work. a forensic search of her apartment found a wardrobe full of them. she used to smuggle them out in her labcoat pockets. tisk, tisk.

3 comments:

Little sausage said...

She must have been a great physicist if she managed to smuggle out neutrinos. In her lab coat pockets, no less!

coffeesnob said...

crime can occur in the most educated families.

Unknown said...

Huh. Those guys are good. I should get them round to the flat and see if they can find my keys.