this pumpkin sowed itself & growed itself, spreading vines and tendrils everywhere until it looked like the triffids had invaded (eerily reminiscent of that famous "dr who" episode where an organic creature nearly eats london). i took no part in proceedings. last month it delivered itself of a 10 kilogram junior pumpkin. that's me holding the newborn. there are two others still in gestation. anyone care to adopt?
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
parthenogenesis
this pumpkin sowed itself & growed itself, spreading vines and tendrils everywhere until it looked like the triffids had invaded (eerily reminiscent of that famous "dr who" episode where an organic creature nearly eats london). i took no part in proceedings. last month it delivered itself of a 10 kilogram junior pumpkin. that's me holding the newborn. there are two others still in gestation. anyone care to adopt?
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so...the birds don't like pumpkin.
shocking. just shocking. not that i eat pumpkin. equally shocking i'm sure.
at least you now have a 10kg weight to lift up and down. think of it as mother nature's medicine ball.
possums do. pumpkin hatchlings often have chunks taken out of them.
i am already adequately provided with medicine spheres, thanks.
kind of reminded me of the headless horseman chasing down ichabod crane in the disney version.
"ichabod. ichabod crane. ichabod...what a name."
identities aren't disclosed to protect the guilty.
i only know the washington irving version.
I would recognize you just by seeing your hands. Ha!
i'll tell you what i told the police. i didn't grope you. those weren't my hands. i'm innocent.
You just wanted to show Gretta your hot arms.
Gretta x
sorry, i'm not a member of the "arm appreciation society". backs yes, arms no.
I'm a member of the hands appreciation society.
girl with henna in her hair: does that include artie ziff and his "busy hands"?
gx. would you believe the entire post was just an excuse to use the word "parthenogenesis"?
I would use any lame excuse I could to use the word "parthogenesis"....
As for the pumpkin - I'll take one - if you are going to personally deliver.
Woof!
if there's one drawback with everyday conversation it's the limited (very limited) opportunities it permits to make parthenogenetic remarks. and all the footer talk, of course.
would you believe the entire post was just an excuse to use the word "parthenogenesis"?
That was my first thought.
girl with henna in her hair: does that include artie ziff and his "busy hands"?
Yes, yes it does. Where's the helicopter?
haven't you heard? ziff corp went belly-up in the dot-com crash. the helicopter, along with the lavish lifestyle, was repossessed.
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