where have all the bitches gone?

around the time of the millennium a lot of women started putting "bitch" stickers on their cars. who knows why? (why do women do half the things they do?) i recall seeing "crazy bitch", "dirty bitch", "sexy bitch", "evil bitch" and "violent bitch" everywhere. well, every kind bitch really. except one. i never saw a "fat bitch". it seems it's better to be cheap than overweight. anything, it seems, is preferable to being fat. though i think anyone who "bitched" their car at least deserved a complimentary "dumb bitch" sticker too.