by the spectacle of another suicide bombing.
you know, i don't mind if muslims want to kill themselves. in fact, i wish they all would. make the world a much nicer place. but i do object to them taking innocent people with them. so i have a helpful suggestion to make.
all those muslims desperate to die should proceed to that roomy, vacant region of saudi arabia known as "the empty quarter". don't mind the expense. we'll pay the cab fare. we'll even provide the nuclear device to send you off. free of charge.
and when you're quite comfortable on the burning sand, with your korans and your hearts full of hate, i'll be happy to officiate proceedings: with a valedictory wave, a toot-toot on the streamer, and a cheerful press on the plunger.
it's a very generous offer. no need to rsvp. don't pass it up. please.
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12 comments:
Hey, I hope no muslims in melbourne read this and seek you out!
Glad to see someone who's not afraid to speak their mind.
oh, i don't expect any complaints. i'm just trying to be helpful. give them what they want. and give us what we want.
Oooooh I do love a man who speaks his mind ..
Please take care my coffee loving friend .. This pretty blue globe is filled with those who would take great offense and seek you out .. not for paradise ..
Now if only you could draw .. No wait - damn!! Cartoons are an affront .. ok well .. maybe if you could sing .. try that ..
grrr ...
~A~
she who wants a peaceful, happy world filled with butterflies ...
we all like men who speak their mind.
but you can't blame all muslims for what a handfull of lunatics do.
London girl - you are wise indeed.
Coffee ... don't you agree??
~Angel~
vi. no need concern. no one seeks me out. not for death. not for dates.
londongirl. that's the thing. it isn't just a handful. and whatever terrorists do they still have love of co-religionists. i've never known evil like it. this subject not like others. can't be flippant. and we will win. because we're so much better.
~angel~. women do not like men who speak their mind. they like men who say yes to everything.
No baby we don't ... we call those men "PATHETIC"
You are not one .. GOD I hope not .. or I've been sadly mistaken
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So you think that getting rid of ALL muslims is the solution? and compared to the amount of muslims there are in the world it is only a handfull that are being so evil! Their religion is more followed than Christianity!
Consider their religion like christianity suicide is one of their biggest sins! Do you actually know any muslims? they are just evil, but just because they are it doesn't mean that ALL muslims are. alienating an entire religion is not the answer. giving those who follow terrorists and organise that kind of devostation the death sentance is.
justalondongirl. there are more christians actually.
whether south philipines, bali, thailand, nigeria, horn of africa, london, new york, spain, or whole of middle east, muslims are killing people for not being muslim, or if they are muslim, not being muslim enough.
try this. ask muslim who are the bad guys in palestine. if they say fatah, or hamas, or hezbollah, or al aqsa martyrs i will eat my keyboard and resind everything i've said.
they won't. they'll say isreal. and america. they won't condemn terrorism. they support it. hence my post.
I bet women do seek you out for dates. I think you probably have your eyes closed and your hands over your ears, singing "la la la I can't hear you" every time they do.
I'm right, aren't I?
Thought so.
did you delete my comment?
i have asked my friends, a while ago to get the record straight. and if they had said that america deserved it or anyone anywhere else, we wouldn't be haviong this conversation. and i would not be calling them my friends. this is why i'm willing to defend them, i know that there are muslims who don't side with those terrorists. they were ashamed to have people like them as part of their faith, and it made them ashamed to call themselves muslims, after what those people did. and are still doing. they were afriad to take public transport for fear of being ridiculed for wearing a head scarf! you can't condemn a whole religion for what some have done. it isn't right. and it's not fair. if your willing to condemn them, then i suppose you think that because the followers of the KKK were white supremacists all white people are racist? is that the message you support? that if a few of a certain belief are evil then they all must be evil? you've never known an evil like it? just under 400 years of a slave trade becasue the people were a different colour? is that not an evil like it?
i suppose you don't actually know any muslims do you?
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