if i managed to free a genie trapped in a gumball machine and was given the obligatory "three selfish wishes" (world peace etc. being unavailable), i would ask for:
1. a segway
2. an inflatable jumping castle
3. the complete new yorker on portable hard drive.
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5 comments:
Oooh...a jumping castle!! Could I come over to play?
Yeah, I think you would have to share the jumping castle with a lot of people.
like me!! can we bring icecream? will we have to take our shoes off?
hypothetically of course!
if you'll kindly form an orderly queue...
definitely no heels. when will you learn. you can't have fun in heels?
I can only hope that you meant, in some ironic way, to misspell segue like that....???
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