Friday, 24 August 2007

if i was a woman

and i was writing soupy romances for a living under a nom-de-plume, i'd probably call myself "penny dreadful". or "maud lynn".

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

-narrows eyes-

a&v said...

but you wouldn't have to be a woman to adopt those clever names, now would you? Would obfuscate your true identity even further! You never know, the way the economy is going (O doom & gloom), you may need to turn to purple prose for your bread and butter.

Gretta James said...

HAHAHAHAHAAA

I think I'm falling for you.

Gretta x

Anonymous said...

Good to know you've thought these things through thoroughly.

coffeesnob said...

open your eyes then.

coffeesnob said...

gretta. i'll remember that next time someone tells me i have "boney girl arms and smell like an elephant's butt".