they can't even be bothered to bonk each other. (the perpetuation of species now depends on artificial insemination programs.) so i think any particularly bad, lethargic, or negligent lover should be given "bad panda" status. i'm sure everyone's encountered at least one.
Thursday, 6 September 2007
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I've heard they show them panda porn to get them going.
Oh like this one. "Honey, sorry, but you suffer from Pandanitis. Au revoir."
Excellent new slang term. You're just a "panda." And it's not as harsh as saying "You're so lazy in bed that if you were a species, they'd have to rely on artificial insemination to carry on the line."
Ally.. not so much harsh, as the master of brevity.
I believe I had indeed dated a Panda. In fact, more than one. Sigh.
This is very funny! I knew a boy once, who had an attack of the Panda's.
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