Saturday, 15 September 2007

the safety salamander

the sister-in-law, who is an over-protective mother (having had a hatchling in her late-ish 30s), drives around with one of those dumb 80s "baby on board" signs. and she won't be deterred. so i'm thinking of having a "lizard on board" version made. to relieve my annoyance. at any rate, nobody will deliberately crash into me now.

6 comments:

Len said...

I hate those too. I mean, WTF?

I once saw a car with a bumper sticker that said 'Evolution no thanks' with a crossed-out primate on it. Ever since I've thought of making my own 'gravitation no thanks' sticker with an apple falling in the wrong direction.

coffeesnob said...

i like the anti-gravity device. and the evolution one, though it could be improved by adding "my parents weren't apes".

bondibetty said...

you got a thing for all things bumper sticker?

coffeesnob said...

oh, i also hate those "drive safe" stickers.

Anonymous said...

What about "Giant lizard on board" ? That way no one will dare to crash into you. ;-)

coffeesnob said...

where are these people who deliberately crash into others?